Is it possible to marry a chair? Maybe not, but you can certainly hitch your butt to the Sogno (pronounced “Sohn’ yo”) for an extravagant, eternal ride. While surveying your body type may seem bad, this chair actually measures that info against 106 different types for a customized massage experience. That’s good! Available at Healthy Back stores nationwide, the Sogno mimics actual hand movements, with shiatsu point detection, advanced stretching features, and more massage coverage (more than 1,200 square inches!) than anything else on the market. Other functions include shoulder-to-fingertip arm massage, the drool-worthy “DreamWave” technology, and air compression options to accommodate age sensitivities.

Price: Starts at $5,999

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