Recently, I spent a week with my parents. If that wasn’t horrific enough, I spent every single night in a dark room with no TV. Oh the horror!

Instead of cheesy MTV shows and QVC causing my sleepless nights, I was instead lying awake, staring at shadows, dreaming about something that looks a lot like the Hollandia Platinum-Luxe Elite TV bed.

Born Rich says the unit has a retractable 32-inch Sony Bravia HDTV as part of the footboard. If you’re super tall, don’t worry about kicking that pricey piece of equipment; the TV is about 80 inches up.

Aside from the opportunity to get horizontal, the unit also boasts a DVD/CD changer, five speakers, a subwoofer, and an iPod dock. It also appears to have a big of a Craftmatic thing going on, adding in bendy antics to get you into a comfortable viewing position.

Other features include 12 massage programs and head support. Add in a drool bucket and I’m sold—despite the lack of pricing information.

Rachel Cericola - Contributing Writer

Over the past 15 years, Rachel Cericola has covered entertainment, web and technology trends. Check her out at www.rachelcericola.com.