File this under, please send me one to review.

All other high-end iPod speakers have to suck in their bellies and hug the wall when iNuke Boom walks into the room. Behringer says the $29,999.99 iNuke is the loudest iPod speaker in the world. I think only a Vogon could conceive of a bigger or louder system.

The iNuke is the size of a car (4 feet tall x 8 feet wide), weighs 700 pounds and contains a warhead amp of 10,000 watts. That little spot at the top is the iPod. And apparently it’s not a joke.

Behringer came up with this iPodsaurus to celebrate the launch of EUROSOUND, the company’s new line of consumer audio products.

The iNuke Boom will be unveiled officially with the entire EUROSOUND line at CES next month. No more details will be available until then. Honestly, I’m more than a little afraid of this, but I really want to be there when they crank Rammstein .

Grant Clauser - Technology and Web Editor, Electronic House

Grant Clauser has been covering home electronics for more than 10 years with editorial roles in several consumer and trade magazines. He's done ISF-level damage to hundreds of reviewed products and has had audio training from Home Acoustics Alliance and Sencore. He's also the author of the book The Trouble with Rivers. Follow him on Twitter @geclauser.