If you haven’t found the ugliest possible Halloween decorations at Wal-Mart, Target or your other local retailer, you can pay top dollar for total junk to commemorate how creepy and wealthy you really are.

The ScareFactory has a whole line of Haunted Furniture to scare friends, family and neighborhood children. The piece shown has a ghoul coming out of the bottom of a chair. The perfect gift for your 80+-year-old granny.

There are a slew of different pieces available, including the animated dresser to the skeleton that flies out of the baby crib. How many years of sleeping with my 1-year-old would I have to endure for that piece of comedy?

The only thing that actually scares me is that people may actually buy this stuff. Don’t get me wrong; I love giving out candy and kiddies in costume, but with money—well, I can get a bit witchy. Shiny Shiny says that the one chair runs about $2,900.

Rachel Cericola - Contributing Writer

Over the past 15 years, Rachel Cericola has covered entertainment, web and technology trends. Check her out at www.rachelcericola.com.